Sick Mayumi is having the chills so naturally she complains to chris at 430am.

“Honey, i’m cold”
“Aww how this? *puts arm around me*”
“…not better”
“that’s ok. We killed them.”
“…who?”
“the enemy team”
“…you play too much videogames”
“*snores*”

“Jon… Jon!”
“what?”
“those girls have small butts.”
“excuse me?!”

*opens door”

Chris: “Shit. Goddamn.”

Me: “Uh, what?”

Chris: “Like the song, that’s the song.”

Me: “Who sings the song?”

Chris: “The guy with the pony tail, that’s how it goes. SHIT. GODDAMN.”

Chris: “i won the race, i am the fastest..”
me: “what are you racing?”
chris: “..matresses”

Talking to Chris when he’s sleepy is always entertaining.

“Chris, we should upgrade our seats to first class! Ok?”
“Nooooo”
“Why not?”
“…because you’re a first class lady!”

o_O

*Chris sits up*

“This is crazy!!!!”

*Chris goes back to sleep*

*slips quietly into bed*
C:”hi..what did you do today?”
M:”..go to work? Lol”
C:”why do the zeros look funny? Like a jewfro? Over there, by the cars?”
M: “..what?”
C: *giggles then falls back asleep*

O_o

“I don’t want that.. i don’t want the big black zucchini. I just want everyone to be HAPPY.”

Sleeping beauty

So last night i rolled over and slightly nudged Chris and all of a sudden he yells out “JEEZ!!!” *grunt*

Scared the shit out of me but it made me laugh really hard at the same time.